The Safest Place to Be

I received this email a while back from my sister-in-law. I thought it was cute and wanted to save it somehow, so I'm sharing it with you.


How to stay safe in the World today!

Where IS the Safest Place?

1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.

2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.

3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.

4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.

5. Of the remaining 33%,32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. So, above all else, avoid hospitals.

But. . .

You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church,and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!

And . . . Bible study is safe too!

The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.

So, Attend church, and read your Bible IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!



RosebudWitt April 27, 2010 at 10:14:00 PM EDT  

Haha! I love this! I was feeling a little depressed when I was reading this at first, but it was all worth it at the end! :)

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